Funny Birthday Card Greetings of 2025
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Clicked 1 times in the last monthHallmarkHallmark Maxine Funny Birthday Cards Assortment (5 Cards with Envelopes)
Main highlights- Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.
- Pack of cards includes 5 unique designs with laugh-out-loud sentiments only Maxine could deliver.
- Keep a greeting card on hand for celebrating birthdays all year long with this card assortment starring everyone's favorite cranky old lady: Maxine!
- Funny birthday cards measure 5" x 7.2" and come with coordinating envelopes; Printed on high quality paper stock
- Buy in bulk to wish all your friends and family a happy birthday throughout the year. Hilarious designs are perfect for making anyone smile.
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NobleWorksNobleWorks - 1 Hilarious Greeting Card for Birthday - Funny Birthday Cartoon, Comic Notecard - Chili Kebab 8282Z
Main highlights- USE - The perfect, Hilarious card for writing birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!
- INSIDE GREETING: "Sit Back, Relax, And Have A Happy Birthday." COVER - Attention: Patrons who have consumed the double chili kebab are advised to fasten the seat belt provided.
- CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
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NobleWorksNobleWorks - Hilarious Birthday Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Bday Stiff Joints C5680BDG
Main highlights- USE - The perfect, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!
- INSIDE GREETING: "Wishing you high times and a smokin' birthday! Happy Birthday" COVER - My joints are stiff. You're rolling them too tight.
- CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
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NobleWorksNobleWorks, Funny Birthday Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Presidential Election Political Humor B-day Card - US Constitution 0753Z
Main highlights- USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).
- INSIDE GREETING: "Your Birthday Constitutes A Celebration! Happy Birthday!" COVER - I still think we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a ...moron.
- CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
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NobleWorksNobleWorks - 1 Funny Happy Birthday Greeting Card – Old Age Humor Notecard for Men, Women, Dad, Uncle, Brother or Friend - Senior Game Show 6291Z
Main highlights- USE - The perfect, Funny card for writing birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!
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- INSIDE GREETING: "For one million dollars, what is "Have a happy birthday!"" COVER - Senior Game Show!
- CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
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Sleazy GreetingsSleazy Greetings Funny Birthday Card for Men Women | Little Birdie Told Me It Was Your Birthday Card For Him Her 21st 30th 40th 60th Birthday Card
Main highlights- PERFECT FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY: We designed these funny birthday cards for men and women whether it's for their 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, or 70th birthday.
- MAKE HIM OR HER SMILE: This rude birthday card will surely put a smile on their face! Make them laugh with this clever happy birthday card that features hilarious dry-humor.
- LARGE AND BLANK ON THE INSIDE: This 5 x 7 inch funny birthday card for men is blank on the inside with plenty of space for your personalized message just for him. Our dirty cards are made with an uncoated inside texture that is easy to write on and won't smudge. Sleazy Greeting adult birthday cards are designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish.
- HASSLE-FREE ENVELOPES: All envelopes are sturdy kraft envelopes and are moisture sealed (lick-to-seal). Each kraft envelope is large enough to fit a standard sized photo; card comes in a durable, rigid package to protect these blank birthday cards from dents and damages during shipping.
- FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD: Looking for offensive birthday cards to give to your dad, mom, boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, husband, coworker, or significant other? This card is just the surprise you've been looking for that will absolutely knock their socks off!
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NobleWorksNobleWorks - 1 Funny Happy Birthday Greeting Card - Retro Woman Humor, Notecard Talk Bubbles - Mind Your Language C3229BDG
Main highlights- USE - The perfect, Humorous card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!
- INSIDE GREETING: "I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady." "Happy Fucking Birthday." COVER - I do not spew profanities.
- CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
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NobleWorksNobleWorks Funny Cartoon Birthday Greeting Card for Men and Women with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Bday Welcome Mat C9283BDG
Main highlights- USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).
- INSIDE GREETING: "Another year rolls by! Happy Birthday" COVER - People wipe their feet on me all day long! I mean...what could possibly worse than that? You really wanna know?
- CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
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NobleWorksNobleWorks - 1 Funny Women's Birthday Card with Envelope - Cartoon Humor, Stationery Bday Celebration Card for Wife, Women - Lines and Wrinkles C9319BDG
Main highlights- The greeting card has a glossy cover page that is slightly longer than the back for easy opening
- Receive 1, Happy Birthday greeting card with 5x7 envelope; The perfect gift for birthdays
- Comic art cartoon bday greeting card; Old age woman notecard
- Card's inside says: I say bullshit. Happy Birthday!
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NobleWorksNobleWorks - 1 Funny Birthday Greeting Card with Envelope - Grown-Up Humor, Happy Birthday Card for Old Guys - Men Stiff Joints C7038BDG
Main highlights- USE - The perfect, Humorous card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!
- INSIDE GREETING: "Wishing you high times and a smokin' birthday! Happy Birthday" COVER - My Joints Are Stiff. You're Rolling Them Too Tight.
- CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.